Are we really not gonna talk about the makeup?

The search warrant says that by the time police were able to search the frat's computers, they had already been wiped clean of evidence

Sooo... how many numbers do they even have left? I wanna see a powerpoint chart on when we reach Yankee Wank Singularity - when they no longer have enough 2-digit numbers left unretired to even field a team anymore...

baseball in the inner city was capital DEAD 10 or 15 years ago

Important note: fire cum does not work, Besiege engineers.

Apparently I had "bad luck" because it seems that every industry girl I spoke to had never gotten anything, not once. There's some weird denial amongst porn stars, nobody wants to admit the obvious perils that the profession brings.

Your math is wrong. They haven't learned anything in Alabama in _150_ years.

What? Why would you even build a weapon like this? Why not just an ordinary friggin' hammer?

Clearly, the cat was already perfect.

Actually, if this was really a set-up by the car dealership employees, and posted by them for funsies (malicious intent), it may meet that definition...

You know, I think abortions are _wonderful_ things. Because without them, these cretinous bulletheads would _all_ be _fathers_ right now, raising children to be just like them. Naturally, I'd prefer if the women they'd slept with had been the ones to "man up" and insist these jerkwads used birth control (or were just…

It never ceases to amaze me that the more "devout" (and loud) a self-described Christian is about some moral subject, the more likely they are to violate that commandment about not lying like a rug at any time. What scumbags.

Their parents are busy making the _exact_ same comments in discussion threads on sports sites (for dad) and 'Real Housewives of X' threads (for mom).

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Don't beat yourself up too much - it's one thing to include an escape clause like this, but it's a whole new level of fiscal stupidity to give the guy his entire salary for exercising it. That clause was brain-dead dumb by any standard. If he wouldn't sign without it, that should have set off all kinds of warning…

Ah yes - because if there were a fire, the protestors would calmly continue to lie on the floor until they had a literal die-in.

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Word.

You see, _that's_ the sort of useful information it would be handy to have in the actual _article_. Thank you.