Don't forget to hold your breath! You might want to even consider adding something substantive to the discussion while you're dying of old age.

I'm... sorry you're illiterate?

So, this board is comprised entirely of people whose future and well-being are controlled by FSU, and it magically gave the answer that relieves FSU of any further responsibilities in the matter? Why exactly would anyone on the face of the earth consider this shitshow to be a legitimate thing again?

<i>asked if she liked blow jobs and offered to pull down a side street and perform "sucky sucky" on her</i>

Breadsticks. For the mouth part of your face.

I don't usually like to be 'that guy', but a 2nd Class Petty Officer is not actually an officer - he's an enlisted. E-5 (equivalent to an Army or Marine Sergeant, IIRC).

Isn't all porn filmed inside someone's sad apartment? Or is that just me?

The Sign of the Forearm.

what if James Harden is actually...good at defense?

And if there's anyone who knows a thing or two about unconstitutional abuses, it's inmate-starving, medical-care denying, racial profiling fan Joe Arpaio.

I think there are enough buttheads there to go around...

No. The answer is simply: no.

Don't you mean "nutbook"?

When I was a wee undergrad, back in the early 90s, Foster's was my go-to thing to grab at the Village Pantry on the way to social stuff. It could get & keep me pleasantly buzzed for a while by itself, and it cost $2 a can - great for an impoverished college student! Last week, in a fit of nostalgia, I grabbed one off…

The most damning, depressing, disgusting thing about what the Sixers are doing is that it will work. If they're successful, they'll be fielding a championship-quality team about 3 years from now. At that point, everyone will bandwagon on to the team, buying their jerseys and talking up how awesome they are -…

Leave the cannoli. Take the football.

And the depressing/hysterical thing about this whole fuckwreck is that those jackasses that didn't vote? They're the ones who are going to be screwed first and hardest when the ACA gets repealed. No more coverage thru their parents' policies, and if they had any treatments whatsoever done while they were on those…

Stop Stalin and get back to work.

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a baby out of a teenager!

They already have the 'buttfumble'. Maybe this would be the 'buttlateral'?