Trolympic
Trolympic
Trolympic

The uniforms - yes. The non-fitting, ugly metal lame jackets over them? No.

For the people who politely pointed out that Saudi Arabia does get snow - thank you. I genuinely didn't realize that.

Where exactly does race come into any of this? They live in a land that isn't exactly known for experiencing all 4 seasons... it has nothing to do with race.

Kids in Seattle or Chicago can go to a zoo and see, smell, and experience a camel. And living in a largely desert country doesn't necessarily give you the background to imagine the entire visible landscape covered in frozen water. Maybe I'm wrong, but that's a bit more of a conceptual leap than I typically credit

Is it really that good an idea to assume young children in Saudi Arabia even know what snow is? 'Cause that seems even weirder to me than the translation...

Neil Patrick Harris needs to shave.

Remember kids - this is Texas. The same place the keeps electing people like Ted Cruz and Louie Gohmert. The same place that considers zoning and industrial safety regulations to be Communist, even as their own cities are blown off the map by exploding unsafe chemical plants.

But- but- those guys are just a bunch of _nerds_! I don't need no cal-q-lus to play football! Coach said so!

No, a _rug_, I said he needs a _rug_. That Chargers-logo haircut joke hit a little close to home...

Which is good, because it also doesn't take much in the way of brains or guts to _be_ the commissioner...

EI was a place that seemed to attract less privileged men than the other frats, men who picked up freshman girls from parking garages in several-year-old BMW's rather than brand new ones.

Goatse...

Funny... she didn't _look_ Japanese...

Can I just say - I would pay a lot of money to anyone who can track down that guy in the audience doing that terrible, too-loud "husky yell" throughout the _entire_ game and kill him? FSM, that was annoying as shit.

Catamites

Better than the USTMNT jersey...

Reminds me of someone...

I know that unicorn's fake. There are no virgins in Florida.

Both you and the cop in the video need to be in jail. He didn't interpose himself; he didn't call out; she wasn't moving at any speed above a normal walk. There are about 10,000 different ways he could have handled that situation that didn't involve any physical contact whatsoever - instead he _chose_ to violently

You got beads, bro?