"I don't see what all the fuss is about."

This needs pigtails.

Could this be the douchiest facial hair ever designed by man? I submit that it could...

This is the venn diagram you're talking about, right?

Horror stories like this are why it's so hard for women to ask for raises.

I see what you did there...

The camera pulls back, and it's the kids, mom, and her new husband, Tyrion Lannister, watching the tube.

And the Members Only warmup jacket.

"You know what they say, Swanson - you're not a lineman, you're little people."

I'm guessing this same "Russia Expert" has Tiger Beat-style pinups of Shirtless Putin all over his bedroom walls...

And don't forget - this pathetic douchecanoe was named as a John in the DC Madam's sex diary a few years back. Clearly, another stereotypical "family values for thee, but not for me" Republican.

• The O-Shot procedure by Dr. Charles Runels (Okay, so regretfully this was looked up. It's also called the "Orgasm Shot" and, short answer, it's sort of like a stem-cell shot in the vagina that claims to make sex better.)

Man, he's really let himself go after being named the next <i>Doctor Who</i>...

should you enjoy laughing at other people's pain.

Unlike other things in Sochi, these burgers will still exist, untroubled by time, long into the future.

Blame the Gays - $88.2 million

Wrong knob, you knob.

C'mon, Sam - have you ever even _tried_ green pussy?

We've replaced the Pistons' head coach with delicious Folger's Crystals! Let's see if anyone notices!

"I'll join you!"