Is it just me, or did it look like he took the fall on his right arm worse than his left? I choose to think that he can't even get injured right.

This would have been such a sick burn if you had actually caught the punchline of this joke, you oblivious dipshit.

So you're saying when the 49ers and Seahawks play next year you're okay with the 49ers ripping off the helmet of a Seahawks' punt returner with no penalty? And you're okay with a 49ers defender crashing into the planted leg of the Seahawks punter, getting a 5-yard penalty instead of 15, which leads to the game-winning…

Sherman did a good job of deflecting... deflecting attention away from the horrible reffing.

This is what happens...

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

Kids are also Wade-ing, where they remove all the cartilage from their knees, only show up to 50% of the school days, and stay in class after all the other kids have left to argue grades.

Please, as if Saints getting mauled before an arena of rabid spectators is news these days.

I minored in Ebonics at Big Mama Got it All's School for Negroes. That's not Ebonics. Is he a news presenter for the BBC? No. But he's actually pretty articulate for a college football player. Particularly one from a school with a sub 40% player graduation rate. The interview was standard cliches about destiny, the…

No language or dialect is superior or inferior to any other. All speech has the capacity to express the same ideas and thoughts. Southern English and AAVE are just as valid as whatever you consider "proper" English.

ROOOLLLLL!!!!

He puts his pants on just like the rest of us....eventually.

Even so....not bad for a punter to avoid taking the sack.

Well, it's a good thing Kansas City can let this loss roll right off its backs and not have it hanging around daily until Royals season starts. Yep. Nothing like forgiving and forgetting... tomorrow is a new day... Oh fuck....

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I plotted WR DYAR against QB DYAR, and they seem really highly correlated (R-squared = 0.66), suggesting that the value of WRs might be over-stated (or under-stated) if they have better (or worse) than average QBs. The opposite could be true, or maybe there is no causation at all, but based on highly this stat values…

Maybe you woulda been a better punter if you didn't have to be so teed off all the time. Ever thinka that, chorus boy?

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

Enough time has passed. He should just go by Jeff Stone knee Gillooly.