Please let 2k be an upgrade. '13 is the worst one I've played, what with the eurostep 3 pointers, the idiotic team defense who love leaving Ray Allen in the corner to double on Udonis Haslem, the "run back and forth at the top of the key until the defender gets shook", the fucked up post moves, the lack of a real…

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Unfortunately, yeah. I would've loved to go back and get that extra little bump after racing through the first time.

I got into it last month and spent a week just mainlining them for hours.

Don't you have a gym to be at, maybe in about 26 minutes?

Way to spend 500 words telling everyone what they already fucking know.

Coffee would make for a fine, fat-burning guzzle if Americans enjoyed it black, maybe with just a packet of sugar or a single non-dairy creamer

Dammit, sorry.

Gil? Right? I don't watch the show anymore, since it sucks, but I'm pretty sure his name is Gil and not Girl.

The hell are you getting that?

What about gay boys who wrestle?

This is some dog-cock; Tom Ley acted a bitch and insta-dismissed me! I want back in!

I wonder what speed that thing'd have to be going to turn my foot-shredding nightmares into a reality...

I find it interesting that you talk about those as though they're sentient machines.

Best troll I've seen today!

Also, Olivia Munn is terribly unfunny.

Thanks for the correction.

That room isn't that hoardy, it looks like a storage room (there's no bed, no TV, no computer), and you can walk around and pull stuff off of shelves if you want to.

I'm confused by the image; is it supposed to be a hoarder's house? I can see floor, and all those things seem stacked in fairly sensible locations.

You're stink and you should feel stink.