Because we have a system in which you aren't guilty till you're found guilty. Jesus, really? It buys you temporary freedom before your trial.

Yeah, trains (for whatever reason) attract an incredibly dedicated fanbase whose obsession seems to border on the clinical.

I think you were aiming at Pope Alexander there; but I rec'd it because I had a good time trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about

Eh, I can see the aesthetic merits of incandescents. The thing that irks me is that these people are literally buying fewer of the eco-bulbs than they otherwise would just because they've been told that they're good for the environment. And they're not doing it consciously, they just have a hateful reaction to…

There's also the spite reaction.

Uh, no. Song of the fall is Bill Callahan's "The Sing".

Xantham and Guar gums are for basic bitches.

For as much as I love eating bacon, I'm right there with you. It's a shitty additive and 'bacon flavor' is a grievous falsehood. It's a staple, not a sprinkle, and it's already been widely appreciated for decades as a key player in soups, sandwiches, salads, fancy-pants appetizers, moisture-saving wrapplications, and…

Pretty sure it only applies to their children

Did she buy them off you, or just steal them?

Can someone define "Caucasian-rumped" for me?

It's your lack of fucking awareness that almost cost you, idiot.

Guido?

Aww man! I got hit with the dismissal ray for knocking some dumb outrage about the Taylor Swift Diet Coke can.

Aww c'mon, that comment was on-point!

Yep. I said, and I'm quoting here, "That's disgusting and I can't believe anyone even posted of a photo of that, much less hired them for a fashion show, because that skin is sooooooo horrible".

Of course, I'm not claiming that all dogs are rabid, but there are definitely some rabid dogs that need to be put down.

Is Wendy Williams capable of regret? I have my doubts.

The hell? Is that a person's actual skin, or some kind of Pepto-bodysuit?

So where do they source the babies that they inject into your face?