Why are fat/heavy beats good, but not fat/heavy women? And people (almost exclusively men) refer to those same fat or heavy beats as dope. Are they trying to subtly call fat or heavy people stupid?

And some people (most of them subconsciouly) use their heightened emotional state as a way of demonstrating that they have greater 'standing' in a dispute.

Aww, it's not necessarily the case. A lot of the clothes ID'd here are actually quite cute (I'm a guy, so maybe take my opinions with a mine full of salt), but my overall impression of her is "frumpster".

What? no. That controller makes no sense!

I'm a guy and I totally do that. It's not as dramatic, since my hair never gets to shoulder-length, but it does feel kinda cathartic.

Fuck aggressive bike culture, women's or men's.

Implants.

Yeah, I tend to think of Ann in particular as kinda frumpy.

Just because your K/D in a round of either is 0-20, that doesn't make them the same game.

Jazz. Blues. Plenty of different styles from Africa.

I hope that someone at the NSA keeps a fucking creep watchlist.

Ugh. GTA V isn't 'satire' any more than, I dunno, doing a shitty imitation of someone else's voice is 'satire'.

Oh pfft. I wrote out a thing explaining why you're wrong, but it's not worth it. Anyone who's played Battlefield and CoD knows that, despite the cosmetic similarities, they're completely different games.

I don't think they're actively racist, but some of the stuff feels like unconscious racism. It's not like they're bad people for it (it's something I'm sure I'm guilty of too), but it rubbed me the wrong way.

And one terrible one, early on, I think it's when he's talking to Jimmy about the boat:

Trevor's got the best lines and is easily the best acted, but Franklin's the only one who I don't feel shitty 'being'.

I got a pretty sweet one, but I only took a snapchat video of it...

Dolphins with those glow-stick rings at a carnival. They got me.

Man, do you remember OJ before he was a murderer? Great player. Credit where credit is due!

That's infinitely less funny than the original concept.