This might read as victim-blaming, but I think it's fairer: it's not just his dick-wagging, it's her association with him. He's clearly a shitty person (not just because of the cheating and his boobs-hitting-your-face idea of eroticism), and people who associate with shitty people are, if not themselves shitty, poor…

BOO EMMY MONTAGE MAKERS EBERT DESERVES HIS OWN GODDAMN MONTAGE MORE THAN MONTEITH AND KLUGMAN COMBINED!

Plenty of dumb stuff runs in the Times, but fuck this.

I'm dumb and I should feel dumb!

COMMUNITY COMMUNITY COMMUNITY.

Why are your zeroes so small!?

A—-waaaaaah.

What the heck is wrong in your circuitry? There's nothing in there that says boys are doing worse, only that they're doing worse than girls.

Show us the data! 0 acceptances on how many invitations?

Ugh. Cancer for you!

Boo! Lean meat makes crap burgers! 80/20, or 70/30 if you can get it. No added oil, just delicious beef fat oozing out.

He's American. He might be ethnically Indian, but c'mon man, he was born in the States.

Because who the hell's going to want to play on the BYU team?

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Uh... there's no contradiction there. The second one just makes the first one trivial.

GOTTA GO TO THE DANE COOK STORE FOR SOME JUDGEMENT-FREE HILARITEEEEEEE

Actually, on account of my good looks, sense of humor, privileged birth, and sweet word-art skills, I wasn't really bullied as a child. That's why I'm not pathologically driven to shout out how AWESOME I AM AT PUNCHING PEOPLE on the internet. Well, that, and I'm aware that, on the internet, talking about how awesome…

Man, fuck these, "Investments don't always work out" people. Like it's that hard to understand that you weren't saying that investments always pay out, just that the difference between Kickstarting and investing is that investing can give you a return on your money.

Yeah, Bob Dylan's a total fuckin' racist scum.

Someone might say this is racist, but shiiiiit, I didnt know Ron Artest had a twin brother!