It's a bit on the nose, but Smog's "Dress Sexy at My Funeral" is just about exactly what I'd want to tell my SO.

Do you really not recognize that the sub-legalese bullshit about, "Oh, he left the card there for anyone to look at" doesn't actually matter? Nobody's calling for her to be legally prosecuted, it's down to the simple fact that a company like Gamestop doesn't want to employ someone who thought that threatening their…

and the high chances of them losing their job to me.

Hah! Now you have to be impressed!

I think the game you're looking for is called Final Fantasy VIII.

I loved SC 1 and 2, and I found the mission stuff in 4 kind've fun.

So, I know you're wrong, but more than arguing, I'm interested in your bizarre, arbitrary-sounding "3-5, depending on the establishment".

As much a hero as that airplane emergency chute flight attendant that everyone loved, then hated, then forgot about.

Written like a...

But, again, she's at work, employed by an attitude-less corporation. He's just some asshole spending his own time and money on a product. It doesn't matter that he's worse, because she's not allowed to be bad at all, especially not on camera.

Supposin' is such great fun, right? Suppose fuckin' Archduke Ferdinand doesn't get capped, then there's no fucking rise of Hitler, right? SO EVERYTHING HITLER DID IS THE FAULT OF THAT DUDE WHO SHOT ARCHDUKE FERDINAND!

What a stupid view of things! That "he started it" shit goes out the window once you reach double digits, man, and doubly-so if the person crying "he started it" is a fucking employee at a big retail corporation and the other person is a customer.

How about, "I'll fuck you up (by releasing private information of yours because I'm a RIOT employee)!.. jk..."

Fired, yeah. You can't dock someone's pay for something like this, that's a huge fuckin' no.

So... you would get their awful job? Are you in such dire straits that winning a gamestop job would be awesome?

DUDE! THAT'S EXACTLY THE KIND OF RATIONALIZATION I MAKE FOR MY DRUNK-AS-FUCK DRIVING! RIGHT ON!

Yeah... right up till she talked about giving everyone his private info so they could harass him.

Hey! There's nothing humiliating about having terrible eyesight!

Controller.

God, Gamestop is the worst. Either you feel terrible for the burned-out, 30 year old guys who clearly don't care anymore, or you feel rage for the uppity dipshit who's actually pushing the gamer protection plan and the fucking preorders. I know that that's company policy, but c'mon, kid, I'm in here buying NBA2k13, I…