Maybe?

Without having seen the paper (not in the links), I think it's kinda shady to assume that the "threatened/jealous" feeling is the only thing that would have that effect? Plenty of negative emotions cause spendy-ness, so unless they had a control group imagine a similarly-unpleasant-but-not-relationship-related…

Whoops. My bad.

I didn't get a ticket to this "we"-boat.

Oh should I? Why not make "AboveTheAverage is in reference to a local independent film I helped fund about a failing school with mostly black children that were unable to pass state exams faced closure but on an 11th hour protest the state relented and the new Principal made sweeping changes to how the curriculum was…

Oh! Scientology!

I know this is only half-related, but can someone tell me when this Carlos Danger business happened wrt the events of the previous scandal?

I resent the implication that I watch covertly. No! I stand hunched, rubbing my hands together at chest-height, jaw-slack and spotted with dripping drool, pointed straight at my target, and no more than 15 feet away.

Ahh, reasonable doubt! You were a wonderful concept, until people like (I'm smarter than the average person) up here realized they could just think of 'reasonable' as meaning "(whatever the fuck makes my instinctive case work)".

Welcome to the Gawker network... I guess?

That was an awesome move.

Well, underkill as far as the guy with the bulging eye goes. Her dad was pretty close, though.

So... are classy, sophisticated, non-'brute' animals a-okay?

How many farts have you huffed today?

Yeah, bro, you're the only one, can't you tell!? We're all gaga for this fascinating new-wave religion, and as the first one to talk shit on it for being sooooo out there, you deserve some kind of prize.

... Yeah, nobody thought Phoenix was breaking down and losing it.

What is that gif from?

Fuck you. Some people just hate anecdotal evidence, and good on you for finding good evidence.

Truly pathetic.

Goddammit, I know it's stupid, but I fucking hate the language here: