Pretty much everyone has to work. Nobody has to have kids.

Arguing is fun. People need to learn how to distance themselves from the argument they're having. Not every criticism is an insult in disguise.

Sample: Did you know that marsupials have their scrota in front of their penises—like Gonzo's face if he were carved out of ham?

It's neither the time nor the place, but...

Uh... 'lukewarm bathtub of hyperbole'?

Wait... what do you call door bell ditch?

I loved MTG growing up, but after going through the "Hey, I can buy individual good cards online" phase, I realized it's just not fun to 'collect' cards.

FT FUCKIN L and that's it.

He used to be alive, then he took a bullet to the knee.

NOOOOOOO! I want Iggy! I WANT IGGY!!!!!!!!!

I had a friend in high school who cried her way through a disastrous driver's license test. She almost hit someone while turning left, and at another point, the test-guy had to grab the wheel.

That sounds awful. Did you get Reverse Peter Panned?

Although I disagree with your biases, I do believe it had something to do with the new owner's wife's opinion.

Nah, one team's garbage is another team's cap-problem, now. As a Knick non-fan, I think this is another notch on the Knicks' idiocy belt.

Yoga classes and drinking (responsibly and for enjoyment) are other people's welfare. Happiness is welfare. For you to claim that you can impose costs on other people (who had no say in, and derive no benefit from the existence of your children) because otherwise you can't properly care for your kids is selfish and…

What's the deal with...

Their 'go out and party' is just as valid as your 'stay home and clean up after children'.

Oh pfft. Whatever you feel about him, his performance was a large part of what made 30 Rock great.

Naw... what if Johnson (spurred on by a fantastic rivalry/brotherhood with Pierce and Garnett) becomes the player everyone imagined when he was on the Suns, becomes more athletic, and starts putting up Mcgrady-numbers? Then you extend-and-trade him for Lebron

Dude, what? I don't care about the actual argument, but why the hell did you say