Uh. No.

I think it goes beyond not having anything else to offer; I think a lot of these guys are weirdly, nervously polite, like they've stepped out of some 7th grade etiquette class into the real world, fully expecting that the guy who best conforms to the proper & polite script gets the girl.

As a Magic fan (GoT neutral), these are pretty nice.

Is it sabotage if my sperm are just too hardy for any BC?

Im chamring but lady no sex! WHY NOT SEX?!

I think that they think they're nice. They just don't understand that feigning interest and making a show of being giving isn't nice, it's creepy.

OH MY GAWD WHY DO YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS CONTINUE TO READ AND COMMENT ON JEZEBEL?

Not enough love for Hollinger's tweet. That was fantastic.

Says the guy who definitely didn't watch the Memphis series.

Can someone explain the USB port?

Thank you Derek, for proving that gay people are no better than the rest of us.

Solid!

Is #7 a depiction of how women see the world?

I'm not defending him, or the idea that rape is somehow not as bad if a woman doesn't become pregnant, but I believe that the reason it seemed relevant is that the discussion was about the right to an abortion in the case of pregnancy via rape.

I hate baseball and that was tight.

I'm still really puzzled by the distribution. This is the only map I could find, but it demonstrates the weirdness of the ABC Bakeries (Carmel Delites) vs. Little Brownie Bakers (Samoas) battle:

For every good TV show you can think of, how many terrible ones are there?

Somehow, most of the people in this country prefer the bizarro-creamy mouthfeel of sodium caseinate/soybean oil/cellulose gum/carrageenan to the actual creamy mouthfeel of cream, at least when the cream comes with a terrifying fat payload of like 30 calories (OMG, I CAN EAT LIKE 10 MORE PRETZEL STICKS BECAUSE I DRANK…

Fuck that other bakery, Carmel d'Lites can and do suck my sack.

Yeah, Stephenson didn't flop. Lebron stuck his foot too far out and tripped him. I thought it was a bad call when I saw it live, but it was actually a good catch by the officials.