As a Spurs fan, I have to take issue with one thing:

Boom! Headshot!

Best comment.

Sharp! Very nice.

So... if this is anti-Duke posting, who the fuck cares? It's a fucking lacrosse team.

I thought I put this Mr. Orange motherfucker down

What the people really want is a supercut of flubs. One run through the song, every line a mistake.

When do they get around to declaring Martian Law?

I'd just like to point out the obvious fucking click-baitery of your headline: suspended and terminated, while not the best choice of words PR-wise, are simply states for the game/console system to be in.

How can someone argue that? Who the fuck has ever been charged a one-time rental fee?

Erm... I didn't know I'd even grabbed your ass, much less handed it to you.

However, if social media companies see that they have imminent legal interests in taking down offensive content on-the-double, the dissemination of bully-fodder might be curtailed, enough, at least, to prevent the suicides of beleaguered teenagers getting way more than anyone’s share of Internet abuse.

Guys, guys, I think what we need to remember is that 7 times out of 10 we listen to our music at night.

You need to throw Joni Mitchell in there to get a spoonful of 'batshit'.

Burke: "Coach Pop, is there a catchphrase from the non-hit NBC sitcom 'Community' for which you have particular affection?

Granger ain't playing, and George has to guard Lebron. The Pacers literally don't have anyone else who can even try.

Yeah... but there was this little series called Boston - New York, the one that showed that New York could barely beat a really awful/injured/old bunch of Celtics, because it's not that hard to defend Anthony as a team, and he's not a good enough passer to really hurt you if you double him.

First off, can the attitude, unless someone edited their post away, nobody posted a long dick-hop.

Eh, James has a hand on George, but I don't think that's really whistle-worthy. They called it on Anderson, I think, because it looked like he and George collided, but there wasn't really a foul there.

I know there's a link in the article, but you ought to have put a video of the George dunk up there.