For whatever reason, almost every pundit and non-aligned fan seemed to buy Knicks stock before the semis, despite the fact that the Pacers starters were basically even or better than their Knicks counterparts.

Do you really not understand that you can respect someone's work while maintaining that they're not a star?

Because where a star player chooses to play is a salient, click-worthy storyline with a lot of room for fun speculation (especially if you know the cap rules and have sources in the FOs of potential destinations).

Baseball is the worst major sport. Golf isn't even a real sport (no direct competition).

Pfft. This woman is a just some feminist nutjob; she turned down the Lance Drake Mandrel and his 4 inches of steel!

You're kind've demonstrating the "Feminists go around trying to find things to be angry about" part of his post by responding.

There better be a post about Wade's flying elbow tomorrow. That was straight bullshit.

FUCK YOU YOUR SHIT IS STUPID AND YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON WHO SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT EVERYTHING BECAUSE NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ARE GOOD.

Is this not Taylor Swift's evil twin?

Erm... I didn't mean to deceive anyone, but I was only using that as an example. I did not serve in Vietnam.

I can't tell if you're insulting me or just making my response more accurate.

In my travels through this wacky thing we call life

Yeah.

You drink at TGIF.

So conservatives have (at least had) a talking point about how Planned Parenthood was a business that desperately needed to provide more and more abortions to keep profits up.

Her regular voice is uncomfortably close to Bobby's. When she asked Louis if he wanted to take a bath... weird.

Ha! You fool! You forgot to include fans of Raymond Carver!

Well, Jez is part of the Gawker network.

..but there's no way around the simple (clichéd) truth: Time heals all wounds.

Is that really true? I can't remember how, but everyone in my (literate but not super-literary) circle of friends knew who he was in high school (2005, say).