Hah, I dig the Warhammer/Magic one. Thanks for that.

Not really?

Ever heard of France!?

In the plane/plain case, though, how frequently do you find yourself playing Magic while woodworking (or maintaining your remote control planes)? I'm saying that, in light of the context in which such a possibly ambiguous phrase would be spoken, it's very hard to come up with an utterance that would actually be…

It's funny how defensive you got here.

Sorry to be a dick, but c'mon, most of these look pretty bad. Yes, it's amazing that he's made sorta-perspectivey art in excel. But it's not very nice looking because it would be ridiculously time-consuming to really do shading properly, so you get a bunch of gross looking stuff like the purple slime on the tree in…

Well, the alternate-universe girl might have a rounded face, but it's probably super ugly for being so round!

This was supposed to read as intentionally over the top, but it might just sound ragey. Whoops

Thanks to TheLongDarkRoad for explaining the phonetic issues with your argument.

Also, do realize that homonyms (and I should note that true homonyms are like 'bank/bank', and not 'there/their', which is a homophone) are pretty much never going to occur in the same context. And it's not as though I offered the ambiguity thing as a hard and fast rule about english pronunciation.

Uh... You... whuh?

Pig people who can't lick their boots.

What the fuck stereotype is this? "Girl that would be hot but has too many ferrets?"

Solid!

half the appeal of Gran Turismo is the fact that stuff is there, whether you notice or not.

Not that it's much more feasible, but, "I sent him a GIF/gift"

Well, they CAN write an article about how you're a doofus for equating a very entertaining, if horrifying, piece of journalism with the behavior of your obviously awful ball-spawn. But they probably won't, because, HEY MORON, they don't just do everything that they possibly can. So great teachin', MohamaFucius King…

I'm with you on there not being a 'correct' way to pronounce it, but I'm still a "jif" fan.

What "gif" words can you think of besides those that relate to "gift"?

And do you pronounce JPEG with a 'f' sound?