The point (as far as I can tell) is that, absent any hard and fast rules about how things are 'supposed' to be pronounced (because this is English, motherfuckers), if you're casting about in search of a criterion to determine which possible pronunciation to use, you should pick the option that is least-ambiguous,…

I should've added that this song is written and performed by Patrick Hernandez, thought there'd be a credit in the video.

C'mon, nobody bringing the "Call of Dog"?

Bawwhahahaa.

Finally, first on a P. Hernandez post, so I can drop this:

It's the Mario Party of Magic.

How fucking dumb are you people?

Here you fucking go: http://gawker.com/seamless-made-…

That's not a roommate, that's a recently-escaped nutjob.

That's what I figured, but it's backwards; the shitty guy was the one who was shitting, and he was mad because Utt asked him to turn the fan on.

Nice work.

It's also weird how, when you tried to run through the column at platform 9 3/4, you slammed your stupid face into some stupid bricks. Stupidhead.

Did someone pay for that video? I don't understand what that was, why it was recorded, or what kind of person would submit that as 'work'.

Ufff. Uerh

Very nice.