Because this looks absolutely nothing like the Ouya's.

Yippee for you, I suppose.

I continue to reply because I'm bored. And you must have a Photoshop black belt, that's a fantastic job there.

+1, you magnificent bastard.

Felix openly apologized for the jokes he made. Get off the bandwagon and pay attention.

Your replies are fatuous, more so than a large majority of the internet. You're breaking new ground.

So, he has a job he enjoys, doesn't care when people dislike what he does or says, and makes people bitch and moan on the internet incessantly. Sounds like an amazing life.

It's just dumb, dangerous, panicky animals doing what they do. A.K.A. people.

And that's his fault how? That's just stupid internet people.