I hate this fucking planet. I hate to use a quote from pop culture here, but “what can men do against such reckless hate?”

You’re very welcome! It’s probably going to end up as my GOTY.

Abso-fucking-lutely. It’s one of the best exclusives on the PS4, alongside Last of Us/Uncharted/Bloodborne.

God, it’s nice to see that name becoming more common. Nocturne’s “This House Has People in It” breakdown was what really hooked me.

Seriously, why even buy physical when the hard drive fills so fast? Doom is like 75GB! WHY!?

Classic anti-CoD bandwagoning. Infinite Warfare’s a solid game.

My fiancee and I love Snacktaku, Mike!

Dude, thank you for sharing this. I’ve been listening to it on repeat for days and it’s awesome to see Thank You Scientist get promoted elsewhere. First saw them open for Coheed and Cambria, and I’ve loved them to pieces since.

Pretty sure that was the point of PAX.

Christ, let this be a parody article. If not, you are a very bitter, cynical, shitty person.

I’m ruined now, bahahahaha.

Wait, wasn’t Ninja Mime the movie Cage was going to do in the original Mortal Kombat movie?

How did this list miss The Uncle Who Works for Nintendo?

Just for Austin Powers, but from multiple sections in the movies. Back in the day, people put effort into their dick jokes.

Warframe is so fucking awesome, seriously. Third-person shooter/platformer/space ninja simulator with RPG and MMO elements.

Well I'll be trying TSC:E at my earliest convenience, and I eagerly await the proper releases from SPv3. The CMT should all keep up the fantastic work :D

AUUUUGH. You guys are killing me, I've been waiting since November D: I did play Truth and Reconciliation though, and if that's basically just a taste of things to come, you guys are going to release something amazing.

So is this the first official SPv3 release then? Last I heard, the latest version of TSC:E was still compiling on your team's computers (according to Masterz's twitter).

"Hey Harley, what time is it in Korea?"
"EPIC MEAL TIME, MOTHER(quack)!"

This is so legitimately sad, I want to hug you. *hugs*