This kind of thing is (understandably) silly in many, many places. This place is not one of them. With all due respect: you’re either apathetic or trolling, neither of which is especially desired from the target audience for io9.

I don’t know. I’d definitely complain if I ordered a Sausage Egg and Cheese McGuffin and got a Bacon Egg and Cheese McGuffin.

Yoda’s actually in his custom Eta 2.

Followed by the most disturbing segue ever.

They took his home his kids and his land for worthless beads? No? Then you have no idea what you are talking about.

I just ordered this game too, got a good deal at 38.99. Am I in for a treat? I do love Tomb Raider and Far Cry Primal.

Its not too late to do a proper World War Z film based on the book, just treat the first movie as a prequel and then now have Brad Pitt be the reporter and collect historical accounts.

My brother is on a quest to see if you can take a chicken into the final battle with Ganon, and if so, to see if you can whittle Ganon down, then trick him into striking the chicken and letting the chicken strike the final blow against him.

“Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”

With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.

Chances are very high that this is gonna happen.

Darksiders 3 Darksiders 3. Must have Darksiders 3...

We posted about this years ago. That post did almost 500,000 views. They did nothing then. They can, and will, do nothing now.

Hufflepuff would always be the stoner house. Firstly, their name is Hufflepuff. Secondly, there’s a reason the herbology professor is in charge of them.

*sighs deeply*

I remember the ‘Company Reports Something, Seems Pleased’ articles that used to show up on a regular basis.

Ignore the DeadpooliO guy. Or dismiss him. Literally every Kojima article with his bullshit.

I didn’t really like the theories that Arya wasn’t Arya, but I liked them better than the alternative - that Arya had been handed the idiot ball in order to advance the plot. That plus the very visible plot armor is extremely poor writing, and I’m pretty disappointed.

Disney’s New Tron

Nothing about Deadpool is subtle. Why would we expect his marketing to be any less?