Instead of seeing this as a figure skater in a moment of sadness, imagine instead that she's in the middle of a bad-ass breakdancing routine, with knives on her shoes.

Jennifer's Body is great movie... I said it.

That made me laugh way more than I should have.

I didn't see much wrong in the first two block quotes. Some people throw themselves at celebrities. No matter how minor. He's right to be wary of them.

So rolling!

All of the posters talking shit about King sound exactly like every pompous English teacher who dismisses the writing that they've never actually read. It probably feels great to talk down to your idiot friends at the bar who enjoy reading such rubbish. How's that manuscript you haven't finished? Oh... Oh. Yeah there…

who has earthshattering orgasms in doggy style being rammed with 11 inches?? does his dick have a magic clit attachment?

This seems appropriate.

YES

I automatically cringe when anyone uses the phrases "masterful storytelling" or "ability to transport the reader" because that's pretty much editor speak for "mediocre version of a well loved book/movie/show that we're trying to cash in on".

THIS Chloe Sevigny thinks your shorts are too short?!?!?!?!?!

I love Katee Sackhoff. Or, you know, like a lot. Whatever.

She's pretty, a good actress, encourages people not to be dumb asses, and has AMAZING taste in motorcycles.

If you're out there, Katee, give me a call. (I know this is never going to happen. So, while I'm dreaming, I'd also like a high performance station…

My fiance proposed about a month ago after I had just finished running a ten-mile hilly race. I was actually already crying because I was in pain from a stomach issue that had flared up during the run. I was pretty happy about the proposal, but I guess being in tears from pain isn't really the best time.

Does the dress come standard with the pissy expression and the hair brushed with a shoe?

There's an article on this very thing over at Kotaku, for anyone who's interested in the gaming community's response. I have a thread of my own going, but I'll warn you in advance that some of the commentary is more than a little upsetting/disheartening—and it makes me sad to see the community that represents one of…

Oh shit, YOU WIN THIS ONE.

LEGIT PROFESSIONAL

Am I the only person who watched Young Hercules? Because I never see anyone mention it. It was my introduction to Ryan Gosling and I think about it every time I see anything about him.

I was an abused child from a straight marriage. Kids just need parents who love them and treat them like people, not like cattle. Doesn't matter the sex, or the age of the parent(s). Love is the key, not gender.