I'm sorry, but how are the fake, stand-up-to-attention boobs up there BETTER? They look like Mary Feldman's eyeballs.

The images on the left are far (far) freakin' hotter, too. Like, dreamy hot.

You lost me at "totes everywhere."

May I suggest some cover art?

Holy Ecstasy, fuckers.

But there were only 3 that I found. WTF?

Yeah, I was kind of like "WTF" when I saw that! At least they waited almost a full 24 hours. Almost.

I'm sorry, McCoy's. :(

This is awful!

People who weren't douchebags wore Ed Hardy? Seriously? Like once upon a time?

Holy shit....

Guess what it has in its pockets, precious.

My thoughts exactly. On everything.

Wow at my fellow lefties for dropping Katee Sackhoff for talking about gun SAFETY. Either reading comprehension is an issue, or some of these people need to punch themselves in the genitals.

What in the hell will I make fun of now?

"Wow. It's like a stream of shit that just won't end."

Thanks for the link!

While I don't know that I would call it purposely "rapey," one would think with all the rape-culture and SFWA stuff going around, they might run some of these ideas by a few more people. It could just be timing right now.

Some women like that stuff, I guess? For me, my husband had the waiter ninja-record us from across the restaurant and I cannot tell you how badly I let him down in my reaction.