In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

This is not the time for Cardinal Way jokes.

Everything’s better with Yakkety Sax.

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

It’s pathetic that the people in Congress use this as a way to get what they want. It’s the same thing as a 4 year old throwing a temper tantrum in a store so that their parent will buy the toy they want. They don’t care that they are negatively effecting the lives of millions of people who will lose out on pay for…

Worst Eastern Motors commercial ever.

I’m sorry, are you out here arguing against saying “Hello?” when answering the phone?

“Oh, you’re bleeding to death? Well I’m sure god will get right on that. If he doesn’t, you must not have prayed hard enough!” *Leaves*

He threw a fucking baseball 90 feet. Let’s not put this on par with Churchill at the House of Commons.

“Awesome”? I suppose I am in the minority that views this moment as just propaganda and nationalistic fluff that was later used to push a horrific agenda. It’s a shame Bush wasn’t a better president in the months prior to 9/11. Perhaps taking the whole “Bin Laden Determined to Strike Within the United States”…

The only thing about this that annoys me is that it’s a thing that anyone is talking about. Of course the Pats cheat. Of course every fucking team in the NFL cheats. It’s a goddamn game, just watch it, be entertained, then go to bed. Get up the next day, go to work, hug your wife, play with your kids, and be happy.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Because the business owner has ceded significant amounts of authority to a central office via the association agreement of his league, that’s why. If the league comes to you and says “are you going to suspend these two guys or will we?”, you suspend an employee you believe to be innocent WITH PAY because you know the…

It’s already out.

I’m not defending these kids, but if their order got messed up and they’d been having a bad day, I can see how they’d be mad. Like, maybe their fries were too crispy and one of them is allergic to crunchy? I don’t think everyone needs to be jumping down their throats just because they made a mistake once. I once…

The commish is more worried about the ruling gutting his ability to act like a tyrant in the future as much as in this case.

As a Rutgers alum I read through this article waiting to see some accurate slams of my schools’ football team only to find the largest slam of all- they weren’t even mentioned

“cheated during the Super Bowl”