If Lochte doesn’t pull down the sign, the only thing that happens is maybe the security people tell the people who pissed on the bushes to get the hell out of there. Maybe.

Phelps is the best. That’s why he won. All your yapping and you conceded this. So your point is?

And you are clearly incapable of watching results and drawing conclusions. As you said, before Phelps came above water, the French swimmer took two breaths.

Who won?

If you fart just before you touch the wall, would that speed you up or slow you down?

I would be surprised if they took more than five or six breaths during their leg. They are the world’s best and they are genetic freaks.

It’s been about 25 years since I swam a competitive race, and I’m nowhere near as good as these guys are. But I could go a pool length and a half without taking a breath. In a 50 free (two pool lengths), I would take one breath right before I hit the indicator on the lane divider that we were getting close to the…

Relax. Romney was leading Obama in the polls for a while, too.

The Chokers can hit the 5. They’re less useful than a bag of dicks in a room full of lesbians. Comic-Con? That we should keep, and we will unless a bunch of brain dead clowns who like being dumped on by a sorry ass team vote to fund the monstrosity that Spanos wants.

I know, right?

Know what the saddest thing is?

I once had the dishonor of having Kornheiser as a customer. In the role I was in, I sold things to many famous and powerful people. I had ambassadors, politicians, journalists, two Supreme Court Justices, and a cabinet secretary on my client list.

Godammit, now the City of San Diego will be on the hook for all those fancy new LED lights that Colon’s dinger blew out.

Nice joke, but wrong team. You’ve got to change that to the Atlanta Braves who only have seven home runs last time I checked.

I expect them to lose at some point. It makes the pain that much easier.

Take ‘em. We don’t want them. And when they suck, like they will, you’ll wonder why the hell you even bothered.

Except Comic-Con says that a non-contiguous expansion of the Convention Center isn’t useful to them.

End of every season? How about the beginning of the last one?

No, it’s clean. Orpik was in a vulnerable position. Nothing dirty about that hit.

Pretty simple. He wants to remain a football reporter and if he pisses off the team by not using that euphemism, he will be a football reporter with no access and no ability to remain employed.