No.

He’s just misunderstood. It’s not a masturbation problem, it’s a vaseline fetish.

Completely disagree. I have seen adults with gloves save people from getting nailed with 100 mph foul balls.

Head to the eastern shore or western Maryland and it may as well be Kentucky. Once you get out of the DC-Baltimore area, it’s totally different.

Yes, it is. Except you’re allowed to discriminate against people because of their opinion. If someone’s an asshole, you’re allowed to say, hey, I don’t want to hire that asshole or support a business he owns.

Yeah, this didn’t suck or anything either.

When did Fox News start covering sports?

Who cares as long as he’s doing something good?

If the cops were to arrest and charge every single person who got in an argument with their partner of either gender and grabbed or physically restrained them, they’d never do anything else.

To be fair to Beane, you would need to know what his water consumption was last year in the same month. Does almost 6,000 gallons of water being used seem ridiculous to me? Yes.

It’s less expensive than Boston but if you plan on coming to San Diego and expecting things to be cheap, you’re in for a big shock.

Supply and demand.

Further investigation revealed that the guy lost it when he was told, no, you cannot have any bearded clam or fresh tuna.

It shouldn’t be a surprise. A lot of San Diegans have had it with the Chokers and when they head up the 5 they won’t be missed.

Dear Chargers:

During a stop at a rib joint in Nashville in January 2013, for example, Sarkisian and three assistants ordered four shots of Patron Silver, four shots of an unspecified liquor and five beers. The coach cashed out at 11:53 a.m.

Degloving is such a painful injury that if an animal suffers it on its tail, vets will amputate the tail because it’s more humane.

What’s even weaker is that Anchorman is 11 years old now.

It would have been so much better if they were still named the Bullets.

Come on, man, it’s at 10 AM. You roll out of bed, get some coffee, and watch football in your boxers.