From Kickstarter’s FAQs:

Nope. Lesson number one is to treat money you send to someone via Kickstarter as a lottery ticket. Don’t plan on getting anything back. Consider it as blown as it would be if you bought some nose candy.

I wouldn’t eat the condensed stuff raw. That’s pretty nasty although in a zombie apocalypse, I’d do it to survive.

Nitpicking but plenty of soups are ready to eat and they don’t need a can opener.

The practice squad players are doing exactly what they’re supposed to do — geting Tannehill ready for game day. Where he continues to throw picks and get beat.

Queso turd sounds like the ass clowns who insist that real tacos like they make in the Mexican restaurant in Podunk, Iowa come in crunchy yellow shells. To a Mexican person who speaks fluent Spanish and has relatives across the border.

He’s long past his prime — and he’ll be the first to tell you that — but he’s still better than most.

If only the Padres would put a team on the field as good as their announcers.

If you got one free murder per quarter, would you save it for people like this or would you save it for some of the jokers in BCO?

You know, if you don’t want someone to showboat when he takes you out of the ballpark, don’t throw him a pitch that allows him to.

If you read the article, don’t read the comments. No talent hack ass clowns are defending what Pappelbon did by saying he’s got world series rings.

And that’s playing at Petco! Another genius move by A.J. Preller who is well on his way to contending for the title of worst San Diego general manager ever with the initials A.J.

Ron Paul, is that you? Where is the hyperinflation and the fiat currency crash (which all countries use, by the way) that you’ve been talking about since the 70s?

Assuming he practiced unprotected sex with minors, he would have been far more effective at spreading HIV than the guy who was fired.

Desmond choked, but that’s the kind of choking that’s not considered assault and battery and which happens all the time on the Nationals.

Maybe he thinks about it when it’s closer to the election, which is more than a year away?

Propaganda or not, I would say they did just a wee bit more in their youth than millennials, boomers, and xers have.

Yeah, man, if you’re going to go for the bitch award, you gotta go all in. No snark, no subtlety. No passive aggressive crap.

How long until some asshole says something about “the right way?”

Hey, hey, hey, enough with your Pap smears.