The other thing about working retail is that it teaches you how to politely tell people to go pound sand. You’re going to need that in any line of work, because if you don’t tell someone to forget it when they’re asking for too much, they will walk all over you.

Let’s review. Dude got mad at himself. Yelled at himself. Said nothing to the Yankees.

Talent is a given in the NFL. It’s whether you use that talent wisely or if you do dumb things that is the difference between a good and bad team.

Every team and every player in the NFL has talent. From Tom Brady down to the last guy on the practice squad for the worst team in the NFL, they’ve got talent.

Trolling so hard!

It’s an easy mistake to make. I’ve done it. You have one or two drinks, which normally doesn’t get you wasted. But you’re on pain medication, and you’re bombed. You can’t drive home, even though you’d only blow like an 0.04. So you sleep in your car.

I guess you could say he was fooled by the rocks he got?

The reason he didn’t get any from any one at Ashley Madison is because he’s an asshole. Many women are married to men they think are assholes. They deal with men they think are assholes at work.

Ketchup is communist because it’s RED! RED like the COMMIE Soviet Union and COMMIE Chinese flags.

Ketchup actually is for commies. It’s RED damn it! RED! Just like the red in the Soviet Union or Communist Chinese flag. There may as well be a hammer and sickle in it!

I’d say he needs a hard kick to the dick. The thing is, his penis is so small that even the most advanced weaponry in the United States military’s arsenal isn’t that accurate.

Sometimes, your managers will back you up. Sometimes, they won’t.

It’s time for companies to start bitch slapping asshole customers around like Floyd Mayweather does his domestic abuse victims. I don’t understand why they don’t get that making an asshole customer another company’s problem is a win in so many ways.

You can’t comment on that page anymore. But you can on the main one. I’ve left a few comments about how they they have dead dog on their menu, or how I hope their next shipment of food is full of dog crap and how that would improve it.

This is what happens to an elite athlete when he’s inside a car with the windows up on a hot day.

Honestly, if you’re doing it right, a hottie of the appropriate gender who’s naked could be doing yoga right in front of you and you wouldn’t even notice. I don’t know who’s in front of me, who’s behind me, or what they are doing because I focus on me.

I can’t say that I blame Maloney for repeating what she heard and then when told Gruden said that Griffin had a concussion, saying she heard it both ways because that is true.

Tulowitzki was better than Jeter in 2010. I’ll take a 6.7 WAR over a 1.7 WAR anytime, popularity be damned. Nothing sells seats more than winning, and a guy who’s got a WAR that’s 5 higher than another player helps me win more games.

How did she know the difference between that fake nail and the rest of the crap that Taco Bell calls nachos?

Dear angry lady,