This is clearly not written by a Canadian.

Other things this woman doesn’t know:

The saddest part of Kathryn’s story is that the clown thought drinking white zinfandel made him cool. Cough syrup masquerading as wine is good stuff? Your date ordering that junk should be a reason to excuse yourself and catch a cab back home.

Didn’t stick the landing, Ozzie Smith gives it a 5.2, and McKayla Maroney just rolls her eyes.

Bonds is not the greatest hitter. That would be Ruth. Check out their career WARs before you say I’m wrong.

Using the stuff that Rodriguez used was allowed under MLB rules until 2005. It’s not cheating unless it’s banned by the rules.

You don’t need a crystal ball, just logic.

Other than the fact that Sanders won’t win. Who’s the better option? Clinton, or the clown car that the republicans are filling?

If it’s Clinton or Ted Cruz/Marco Rubio/Rand Paul/Jeb Bush/Scott Walker, then yes, I will enthusiastically choose Clinton.

She was a bitch. How many of us can actually say we wouldn’t have gone in just as pissed off and said something similar, or worse, to someone who towed our car? Especially when it’s a shady assed company which has a history of towing cars which are parked exactly where they are supposed to be?

It seems like old Baghdad Bob has a new job.

It used to be a game played with managers — remove the auto-grat or keep it. You’d be surprised how many people would not realize that the gratuity was already included and tip on top of it, even though there was a line for it right on the check.

Kelly McAdams:

Our bank was $300 to start with, and during the Christmas season, there were literally thousands of dollars in the register. Despite frequent manager pickups.

Yes, a million times, yes! You have insurance to cover you for this. When I was working luxury retail, we were told it doesn’t matter what they want, give it to them.

Lee Elia’s rant has just been topped.

You’ve got to have the same guy who led off hit again. Therefore, it’s ten.

They’re considered a delicacy in Asian cultures.

Kumquats are awesome. Pick ‘em right off the tree and eat them.

Sea cucumbers are disgusting anyway. They’re considered a delicacy in some Asian cultures and at every event where Asian people are trying to be good hosts, they will be served. It’s considered rude not to eat it, so I take a tiny little piece, put it in my mouth, and wash it down with whatever drink is handy,…