But he dumped his beer the right way. As is fitting of the self proclaimed baseball capitol.

This is why every employee should demand direct deposit. If your boss is an asshole, pitch it to them as a cost saving method, which it is.

Well, sometimes beer gives you the beer shits. I guess Oregon figures, why not use the beer shits to make more beer?

Ten bucks says he doesn’t make the roster. He’s the fourth string guy, assuming they don’t draft Mariota.

A fitting complement to cheese in the kitchen.

She also took a job with Fox Sports San Diego to be the sideline reporter for the Padres, and then quit it after like two games. That’s weak. Take a job, have your employer move you across the country, and don’t even stick with it for a week?

It’s the fail hat trick. Didn’t catch the ball. Wasted a $8 can of beer. And took a beer shower. Way to go, dude, eh!

Living by yourself is the coolest thing. You go see your friends when you want to and when you don't feel like dealing with other people, you don't have to.

Concussions occur when the brain moves and hits the skull. No helmet can prevent that. If there’s a sudden stop of a high enough speed, the brain will move, and it will hit the skull.

It’s different than football because you don’t have people running into each other full force every play. In hockey the number of hits like that are one or two a game tops, not one or two each play.

Or could it be that Janay Rice has decided that Ray Rice made a horrible mistake that she’s forgiven him for and that she wants to help her husband, who she loves, get back on track. No, that couldn’t be it. It has to be rape culture/misogyny/male privilege dur dur dur.

Quick correction — manufacturing jobs are not heading overseas. There is a thriving manufacturing sector in the United States. It's just that it's not for things you're going to buy. It's for big ticket items that consumers don't buy. When you're spending millions, the higher cost of labor isn't a big deal. For a…

If you’re going to do it, make sure the ball’s going to leave the yard. Then I’m cool with it. But he’s done it for a few fly balls that didn’t leave the yard.

Yeah, that’s not a fake account or anything. No posts. No friends. Just the profile picture. Nope, totally not made up.

I think cheering at before every shot would be awesome. We'd see how well the golfers could handle it. Hell, it might even get them to stop overthinking what they're doing.

And yet, they don't let you talk louder than a whisper when someone's getting ready for a shot.

Spanish Flea? Or Benny Hill?

And this is why you patronize locally owned and based restaurants. There is no corporate to complain to that the management is afraid of. In fact, the owner is typically there much of the week. I have seen owners tell people who abuse their staff to leave or they will call the cops and when the abusive patrons say…

Just make sure it's green, okay, not rainbow colored. I realize that it's not as "fabulous" if it's just one color, but the bank won't take rainbow colored money.

They're just being smart businessmen. Who do you think it going to order more cakes? Gay people? Or anti-gay people who are on the losing side of history and who will likely have the final nail put in their coffin when the Supreme Court decides that gay marriage is the law of the land?