Don’t forget they also dumped Quentin and Maybin’s salary. Quentin is pretty much worthless for a NL team since his knees are destroyed and he’s only good as a DH and Maybin is one of those guys with a lot of talent who never could put it together.

I wonder who will be the goat for this fiasco.

Poor Ashley Judd. Kissed Dick Vitale and got more semen on her from Duke than the alleged rape victim of the lacrosse team ever claimed and got to taste what Jim Boeheim ate for dinner the night before. And the kiss didn’t bring good luck.

How strange that the organization the auction was raising money for works to prevent animal cruelty. How could they turn to Cutler?

If we don't kill them with our bombs, we'll kill them with our crappy food. We should alternate dropping bombs with dropping old, stale Big Macs. Between the two, they'll either be dead or they'll get too fat to fight.

I'm not sure if it was McDonald's or not but one company terminated a guy's franchise agreement because they decided that he was complaining too much about some of the new rules they put in place and because they put another franchise in what was supposed to be his protected area.

You can game the system. I never thought about doing it until one night when I was the closer and someone said, I gotta get out of here, I'll give you $10 to sign off on my sidework and do it for me if I don't finish. When I said, sure, pretty soon, every server who just wanted to go the hell home started offering me…

I used to work the door at a place right next to a gay bar. Often, the only bartenders were a couple of petite women. When they needed to change the keg, they had two options. Either try, and fail, and possible hurt themselves. Or get me.

Doesn’t matter. Even if the cops do charge and arrest him, no prosecutor is going to pursue the case because you’ve got a victim who’s going to say she made it all up. Hard to win a conviction when that happens.

Enough with this body shaming. Winston has a body that's better than at least half of the adult male population and we are body shaming him.

That's really stupid. Most employment is at will, which means you can be fired for any reason as long as it's not based on legally protected ones, or no reason at all. There's no reason to have people sign resignation letters. It also could potentially get you in trouble later.

Thanks, Obama!!!!!!1111@@@1

Amelia's story: If you feel like you can't trust someone, why the hell are you hiring them in the first place? If you're worried they might pocket a 50 pound note, then why give them access to way more money in the register?

Why don't you just go kick a puppy or kitten while you're at it. =)

He clearly suffered some trauma to the head and yet they let him keep playing? Even the NFL knows better now.

Closers generally are a little weird. Bell once concluded an interview by jumping fully clothed into a pool.

If it wasn't for Latinos, nobody would get clean dishes or cooked food in restaurants. Spanish is spoken more frequently than English in the kitchen. It just is.

The celebrity endorser would have to be Samuel L. Jackson.

What's the big deal about Belichick? Like nobody else wears flip flops with jeans?

She lied, and yet somehow, we've still got people flapping their gums about rape culture, fraternities are rape houses like they had in Bosnia, and so on. And they're using this and the Duke lacrosse "rape" as proof.