Why? The one reason I can see for it in the article boils down to it being a derisive and snarky way to make the same criticism, and you as an employee of Gawker have absolutely zero grounds for trying to tell people not to act in that fashion.

The one time you wish a dingo had in fact, eaten your baby.

What a fucking brat (unless he's a special needs child then "God Bless").

That wasn't the only thing with two hands and no feet lifted by the cops that day.

The Chinaman is not the issue here. The Mets roster is.

I just want you to hold me.

"Coach, I'm actually thinking of staying for my sophomore year."

It's nice that the Yankees are going to give David Eckstein a tryout but why did he wear that stupid Daniel Boone hat to watch workouts?

Haven't seen this many Miami pros and cons since the last Dolphins-Hurricanes scrimmage.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

It is unseemly piling-on to point out Rick Reilly's character flaws once you realize he looks like a condom pulled over a foot.

The added hyphens and spaces in a couple of the compound words really changes the whole complexion of the piece. You guys are just nit-picking

His father-in-law is a plagiarist and told him that it was all good.

Lorenzen - Questionable (cankle)

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-J. R. Smith

To be fair, Tom, it's not like Russian interior designers are in a position where they'll want to do their jobs too well.

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

There's a 'Bear League' here in San Francisco, but I think they're a different type of bear enthusiast.

"Wow, that guy's got a huge dick!"

Sorry guys, but you got scooped on the idea of putting a bunch of absurd trade proposals in one place: https://twitter.com/BillSimmons