I grew up in Maine, where our State Bird is the mosquito, and spent a summer in Freetown, Sierra Leone, where the mosquitoes occasionally carried off small dogs and cats. Citronella candles? Useless. Stationary zappers? Useless. 90% DEET spray? Fuckers land right where I sprayed it just to mock me.

Handheld electric…

I actually disagree with this. While EVENTUALLY, SF would have done something with the land (probably low income housing), the stadium massively accelerated the growth in that area and the neighboring Dogpatch. Tech companies came only in the last 4-5 years. Without the park, there are no stores, restaurants, or bars…

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

At least no one got shot.

You could have told me these shoes have been on shelves since 2013 and I would have believed you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

Texas ain’t nothin’ but steers and profiteers.

His brother, a professor at Cal, had no comment and swiftly flew away from the swarm of reporters.

“This might be my last rodeo. So it sure has been a pleasure.”

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

Crime Fighting and the NFL: Can You Believe I Get Paid for This Shit?

As soon as their QB guru head coach, who molded Andrew Luck in college, salvaged Alex Smith, and keeps the Michigan QBs conscious, gets shoved out the door, their QB turns into Chuck Knoblauch? Ya don’t say!

I've seen photos of the three kids together and the difference is striking in that one of them is acting like a human being and the other two are acting like they think they're living in a James Franco Art Installation. I think he must have had that first kid right before he got MEGA-famous and rich enough to…

BEACH MODE

This isn't anything new. After Super Bowl XXV, Scott Norwood kept shaking his head and muttering "God hates FGs".

This meeting makes sense since the Knicks adopted "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" as their playoff anthem.

If you're in prison without a Bumgarner, you better Panik.

the only thing for us to do now is to eat shit