FEARING FOR MY SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF MY DOG,

Beating his girlfriend was bad enough, he didn't have to slaughter an art form too.

Kawakami is not a good reporter. In fact he is the worst kind. He makes himself the story as much as possible. He has repeatedly tried to goat Harbaugh and when Harbaugh won't bite, Kawakami gets pissy and plays up his "antagonistic" relationship with Niners brass. One that mind you, he has created.

2 minutes for ruffing.

I'd like to imagine the stool's response would be "Go to hell, man. Don't fuck this up for me!"

My pants lying on the floor suggest otherwise.

"That's a Bryce Harper question bro"

Beggar: "Jesus. I am crippled by leprosy. Please heal me. You are my savior."

Assuming he signed the policy, this should actually increase Winston's draft stock as it proves he can actually read coverage.

Probably a nice watch. No sense in throwing out a nice watch. He already lost a wife because of the guy, now he's gotta get rid of his favorite watch, too? Jesus, Samer.

Well, what the Americans lacked in aquatic Nazi sinking, they more than made up for in the ability to firmly obliterate the terrestrial and avian Nazi menace. Fuck yeah? Fuck yeah.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

Robskins

Vice cops always skim.

You should care about how they're paid, especially in salary cap leagues. In the NFL, futzing with deals to minimize cap hits is every bit as important to team success as signing and drafting.

@TheRealJRSmith You tryin to get the pie?