Not sure if Diana is there, but hopefully she knows how amazing that Hardy piece was. Just as the disdain started to subside, she slides back in and shits all over him.

That quote is gold haha

First of all...Frisco? You talking about the city in Texas? Secondly, while you may have seen him make a few bad moves in SD, to say that he's "not that great" is outlandish. The guy single-handedly managed the Giants into some wins this year - and that's not something you can say often about a manager.

"Types of Shit, Ranked."

The real question here, Barry, is how do you not follow Brandon McCarthy? Guy is a goldmine on Twitter.

Those of us in San Francisco have been enjoying this guy since he came up in 2010 and shoved in the World Series.

You didn't see any red flags when they kidnapped you, forced you to drink a Four Loko and took you to the Normandy House Lounge? That is the grungiest bar in California, possibly America.

True story - I took Frandsen's wife's virginity.

This new commenting system may work for the other sites, but for Deadspin it is completely worthless.

Do these fucking people just come out of nowhere every day and stumble upon the comment section like it's never been here before? Christ.

Nobody gives a fuck about the NBA, man.

Not the first black cat I've seen run scared when the ceiling caved in:

If I were a guy I'd fuck him.

Chris Valaika gave me a school tour while on a recruiting trip at UC Santa Barbara.

Welcome back, Godfather. A pleasure to be in the same thread as you.

That looks like he's smuggling a zip of weed or some other drug.

Hey now, we don't always wear khakis and...

"Which totally happens all the time, random folks putting ecstasy in beer cups then handing them out."

Kind of a weird addition here - but the way Tom Hanks eats that eclair during the flight with Leo in Catch Me If You Can 8========D