The race also violated BYU's honor code, as "fun" is in its name.

Editing is a doggie dog world, Deadspin can't afford the expense, good ones aren't exactly a diamond dozen.

Wipeboards? Wipeboards. Wipe...boards. Wiiiipebooooaaarrrds.

Look, even that Cowboys fan is smiling.

Here's a satellite image showing where the stadium will go:

Leaving Turner already?

As a child, I learned the importance of being very specific when I wrote a letter to John Kruk asking for a signed ball.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

It's just inexplicable. I mean, how do you find the word to describe such a decision, or a poorly-executed move, or a terrible, difficult way for a game to end... while still maintaining a sense of humor about the whole thing? I mean, given all the stuff typed about this on Twitter, you'd think it would be easy—…

No snark, I think a lot of us are rooting for her and mental illness is no joke. As somebody who did everything in their power to make their 20's an embarrassment, I can identify with her to a degree. Speaking of degrees, the great thing about Applebee's is their Employee Moral Program, where paintball and kayaking…

Bang on. I opted for my major based on a professor who captivated me with stories of the 60's and 70's (RIP William McKercher) and continued on in my studies because I enjoyed it. Contemplated law school and went so far as to apply to numerous ones, only to realize that I'd rather take rips from a one-hitter and…

You can't be more misinformed sir! As a fellow Political Scientist, I'm called upon often to render my expertise on all manner of governmental issues facing our society.

He walked to the dugout with his head down like a puss. If he were a Schiano man, he probably would have done something exaggeratedly macho like eat raw game while assassinating Hitler's clone with his Leviathan-sized cock and then forget to buy his wife flowers for her stupid birthday.

I actually know one of the Texans' trainers and heard what happened. These three guys saw a homeless man out front of the hotel and were making fun of him. The guy had a sign asking for money and claiming that he had a bunch of illnesses, etc. Anyway, the problem apparently wasn't that they were mocking the poor…

OMG this is totally unrealistic. That boy on Michael's crotch is at least 18.

3YPR + YAC/2 - Rec(TOT4+3RPG) = You did not get the joke.

Fake. You can't slip a viral promo for The Bachelorette - New Jersey past me.

Can someone tell Leitch that when you have time to set up 287 fake facebook accounts, it's time to find a hobby.

He must be tired of the hookers.