In Unprecedented Occurrence, Huge Dick Seen At Lambeau Field

That would be ironic, don't you think?

Iowa State fans are going to be furious when they are alerted to this by wire tomorrow.

Bears; they're smart.

Yachting is for rich assholes. From now on, I'm only gonna watch real American sports where the teams aren't owned by egomaniacal billionaire dickheads. [is never able to watch any sports on TV ever again]

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

Birdman Dogged by Catfish; Zoologist Detained

So, Foodspin, let's say hypothetically I've got this enormous 20-story gas grill/steaming basket hybrid, and I've come into possession of some food-grade frogs...

I wrote a song for Rocket Frog

Son, goddamn you're an idiot.

Kermitted suicide, he did.

"i will fight every illegal Cuban here!"

lol little miss kaepernick torched your fuckin team the last two times s/he played them

Sure, the dance is bad, but he makes up for it afterward by throwing all of his clothes into a nearby dumpster.

Bystanders said it appeared Williams won the fight and that after, Vick electrocuted Cooper.

God, minor league baseball is so fucking cornea.

[Schad face]

Personally, I'm just glad two white people managed to discuss a video on twitter without using the word, "twerk."

Breaking: Baseball Player Lies To Press

Sure, but a meteorite could hit me in the head, too. Doesn't make the face any less funny to me.