I like to wear a nice smoking jacket and nothing else.

How about I kick you in the face and maybe that will dislodge it.

Can you describe any illegal activities you or any associates of yours have engaged in, along with relevant dates and details? Totally not a cop btw

A fellow bookie, eh? What's your favorite piece of 20th century fiction by a non-American author?

How far can you punt a football?

So would you be for letting somebody else shoot Shaq's free throws to make the game more attractive?

Can you do a series of many short videos laying out subjects you're looking forward to covering now at ESPN that you couldn't at the NY Times? You could call it Forty Pieces of Silver.

(also, more seriously: do you see an expansion of statistical analysis as a measurement tool in the entertainment industry? Obviously…

I'm more concerned about why Chloë Sevigny thought it was ok to attend an event in blackface.

There's another video of this incident on YouTube that was shot by the croc's brother. Unfortunately it's grainy footage and nonstop screams of "WORLDSTAR!!"

Because they have high school educations, most of them.

Every time Finebaum opens his mouth, 2 siblings in Alabama fornicate.

"That genie's not fitting back in that bottle."

oh ok NCAA, so it's just coincidence that the A&M quarterback is unavailable before the 2nd quarter of a noon game?

"If you fuck a stranger in the ass, this is what's gonna happen."

Does this count?

God forbid. They finally make a vision enhancement drug, and Selig has to fuck us all to hell again.

You don't want to be messing around with a girl from the Dirty, Sanchez.

A regular season Whalers game in the middle of winter =/= as an NBA Finals elimination game with potentially 7 hall of famers on the court at any one time.

Wait, I thought the Jonas Brothers were the no head band?

If we're going to sit around a compliment someone's head, let's make it Jason Collin's.