+1 I was beginning to wonder where everyone was...

And just to follow up, I don't think I've ever been this excited to read the comments on a Deadspin article.

Usually you get a stroke AFTER an erratic drive.

Keith Law said this prospect absolutely RAKES.

Well there's at least one part of this story we can debunk:

On an unrelated note, is this fucker only wearing one shoe? The bottom of the left foot clearly has a sole (but does it have a soul?), yet on the other foot you can clearly see toe outlines.

May have been Bill's first time, but watching four 6's in a cramped room used to be a standard weeknight for Magic.

Hopkins got pegged, huh? That explains the shit everywhere.

Hitler? More like Outler! Their offense is really Stalin right now.

If there's one thing I know about people with social anxiety, it's that they love confrontation and attention...especially around large groups of people.

Four more runs and the Licking Heights Hornets might have generated the most comments in Deadspin history.

Partially-eaten food? Looks like we can rule out linemen.

Or trying to defrost the icicles in his beard...

Typically the Mets are the ones inducing giggles and causing people to head for the snack bar.

I appreciate you guys sifting through all the bullshit to bring us some legit information.

Cars being defaced in Oakland? UTTERLY SHOCKING.

Ken Kendrick from Connecticut?

Shel Silverstein says +1

I'm no geometrist, but the camera's angle would suggest that this photographer is rod gazing.

Do you guys wipe via the stand-and-bend or the sit-and-lean?