That's the first and last time you'll see the words "A-Rod" and "Naturally" next to one another.

That's no guey to treat these teenagers.

Fuck! I was too (O)slo to the draw.

Agreed. I always thought of him as somewhat of a network puppet.

The Faint Tinkle of Broken Dreams

Well that's too bad. I thought your earlier silence indicated you were in the process of plummeting from the 20th floor of an abandoned building somewhere.

Oh how astute of you to recognize a quote from one of the most popular comedies of the 90's. Fuck. The jig's up. You got me.

Hahahah

Mr. mucho_dinero, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this discussion is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and…

Hey Tom, don't ever fucking attribute a sound bite to the wrong network's microphones. Unbelievable. More Deadspin hack journalism at its finest.

You'd think Pi would have learned from the first ocean experience.

Hell, you could even have 12 of them removed and end up making a nice little sideshow career out of it.

Awfully white to be a tear...

Would you rather have 17 testicles or one 17-pound testicle?

Nor any Diasuke.

"...Bitchcakes On Twitter"

Good lord that's a lot of white.

I've never gotten drunk with Papa John...

Calling Bryzgalov "semantically questionable" is like saying Paulina Gretzky's body is "nice".

"Blunt? Yes. Fair? You better believe it."