Make em say uggghhhh

Outstanding. Just el oh elled at work.

It looks like Jay Mariotti's heart in there.

@bllo23 What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

Something tells me Marty Magid might have just hit the free agent market.

I wonder if they're going to collect and assemble the old, beat-up cleats of former players that were traded away in large bins throughout a museum.

Boldin is going to have some serious blue balls if the 49ers don't honor him to completion.

Unfortunately, having "a leg up" doesn't mean much around Jets camp. Now having a foot up on the competition - that means something.

"Getting warmer..."

Unless they, you know...

Honkbal huh? Looks like I've got a new name for sack taps.

Sounds like Valdespin got some good wood on that pitch. And on a fastball, nonetheless. Typically when it's the dick, you expect more of a curve.

No, but do you want to see the 25 Ways Lebron James is Better Than Michael Jordan?

What a coincidence that the same day, the greatest author of salvation to ever play the game, Mo Rivera, announced his retirement.

Swear to God, a couple of buddies ran into Baron Davis one time at In n Out burger, with two absolute babes - one on each arm, and WEARING A FUCKING TRENCH COAT...with his bare chest in full view, so you know he was riding bare-snake.

Is it just me, or is Zips a pretty cool fucking name. Is it short for something? How did I not know about this? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks?

Thanks for Sheridan that with us. Afton all, you tried your best. Good Lusk to you the rest of the way.

Northern Colorado originally offered Eustachy a job, but he refused after learning the position was contingent upon the completion of a university-sanctioned alcohol program, known as NCAA.

Is it just me, or does ShitSticks sound like a really hoppin' gay club?

That piece was definitely a good read, but is essentially based off of word-of-mouth rumors and speculation. Granted, the subject of the piece is based on Chapman's elusiveness, but I just hope no one is forming their opinion on him based on this article; because in fact, we have no idea...and perhaps that is…