Earnest responses to sarcastic comments are the best.

This is probably suboptimal for “adventure-type” off-roading, but as far as just fucking around... I am always amazed at how few miles I’ve travelled when I take my dirt bike into a sandbox. Maybe I’m just lazy and am too eager to get back to camp and crack beers... okay that’s totally it... but last time I took my…

smdh.

1989 Chevy Suburban is my guess.

Turned the phone horizontally?

For as often as this happens, car traffic has bigger problems to solve than proximity to runuway approach paths.

I am now going to thank everyone involved with this project as none of this would be possible without each and everyone of them. So close your eyes if you don’t want to see anything to do with sponsors and such evil.

Walk out the door, turn left and keep going until you find Jezebel.com

You’re on a car blog why?

Don’t be that guy. It’s just shells.

7 miles.... pffft

So something like this?

Literally every state thinks they have the worst drivers ever. Turns out it’s hard to judge how bad another state is when you don’t drive there.

That’s where you are wrong. In Seattle it is a society of passive aggressive animal loving vegans that judge every decision you make that does not align with theirs. I bet that Subaru had a “I’m with her” sticker on it.

“I’d really expect a fellow Subaru driver to be alot less of shithead than this.”

I usually just ride half on the shoulder and half on the road with my work truck.

So you’re just ignoring all the track ready cars that don’t fit your flawed logic? Because I’ve raced HPDE against bone stock 911's, M4's, and Hellcats that survived every 25 minute session. If that’s not track ready, then I don’t know what is.

Sorry, but that’s bullshit.

The people who bought Viper ACRs....

Cooling systems are fairly simple? This is a highly engineered forced induction performance machine, I’m not sure how you determined that this is a simple fix? How could it be that the best engineers working for a multi-billion dollar automotive company cannot seem to figure out the “simple” fix?