I can’t believe they did it a) at all, and b) in front of their three year old child.

She should not be left alone with those children. Pointing a gun at someone and shooting, even if someone asks you to do it, is beyond reckless.

“Ruiz believed that a bullet from a .50-caliber Desert Eagle pistol would be stopped by the 1.5 inch book he held up in front of himself for protection. The couple were aspiring YouTube stars...”

“a program called Creators for Change”

(The couple expected the bullet to be stopped by a book held up in front of Ruiz’s chest.)

I think this is Vogue trying to do high-concept comedy and they’re not doing so hot.

Honestly, the worst part for me is the riffing off I, Tonya. A story about overcoming domestic violence and poverty is suddenly .. whatever this privileged shit is.

I’m imagining they had to explain the “did I leave the gas on?” line to her. There’s no way she understands how gas works.

Notice how most of the answers to these questions are merely a Google away. Does anyone in Jenner’s life know about Wikipedia?

“Did I leave the gas on?” Is this nonsensical to anyone else? Bitch you gotta cook something to even turn your gas on. Then you think you gonna forget an open flame? Also it would be more natural to say, “Did I leave the stove on?” Wow, Kendall is such a down-to-earth, normal hu-man per-son.

Au contraire: the ability to waste water is a longstanding and ancient sign of wealth! Think of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, the gardens of Persepolis from which the word “paradise” derives, or the elaborate fountains built by Shah Jahan in Agra.

Kendall... Gal played you better:

The Kendall video looks like the beginning of a 90s comedy about an heiress who goes on a killing spree in her upscale high school/community.

Wow, ol’ Marilyn was way ahead of the curve on the pink pussy hats

Seems like Kendall Jenner is looking for a second career as a columnist for Parade Magazine.

Apparently Gia Caragi was the first supermodel, there’s nothing on the first model.

The most infuriating thing about that Vogue video is that she turns on the sink, contemplates her brows, then as she’s about to brush her teeth she finally turns off the sink. WHY TURN THE WATER ON AT ALL? I guess rich people don’t care about wasting water.

Kendal looks dead inside..

Let’s not forget that they forced a young girl to have her very first kiss on camera despite her strong objections and her discomfort with it. So the news that they are dicks to other women wouldn’t exactly knock me down with a feather.

Bye my favourite local morning news.