TomServosMistress
TomServosMistress
4/26/19
1:58 PM
18

But if I sleep naked, it’s cool for me to put on sweats before going out yea?

4/25/19
11:34 PM
113

Welp, looks like I’m going to have to go down to James Madison High School and give the school board my rendition of Jeannie C. Riley’s “Harper Valley P.T.A.”.

4/25/19
11:26 PM
262

It should maybe be like church: encourage people to dress well out of respect, but accept everyone as they are and be glad they’re there. I agree with the principal that parents are a child’s first teacher, but damned if you shouldn’t be thrilled they are present and participating, no matter the circumstances of their

4/10/19
2:26 PM
22

Design on a Benjamin, HGTV, circa 2063:
All right. First we’ll get rid of these outdated hardwood floors, carpet is such a more modern choice. Then we’ll stretch this wall out to close off these rooms. After that, we’ll get to wallpaper and wood paneling, and install the new faux popcorn ceiling!

4/10/19
2:15 PM
14

I am already with you on all three. I have always hated farmhouse sinks. I do not understand their appeal at all. I want my sink to blend in, not stand out. Sinks are inherently gross.

4/10/19
1:59 PM
5

I just googled farmhouse sink and I’m aghast. Why would anyone choose that?!

4/10/19
1:24 PM
6

Ugh. I know she’s a Trump fan, but I really like Rehab Addict. I’m always glad to see someone not just gutting everything and doing the same fucking color palette, same “clean white lines.” I like that she saves stuff and preserves history. Guess that show is over, too!

4/10/19
12:59 PM
17

You can’t even lock barn doors on a bathroom! Shiplap is a cheap, ugly wall treatment that won’t look good in two years! Farmhouse sinks look stupid because they stick out from the counter and aren’t even deep enough to properly wash dishes! UGH!

4/10/19
12:24 PM
19

I don’t “feel” anything warm between these two. They seem like the fakey fake couples in my town who are super social but who secretly hate each other behind closed doors.

4/10/19
12:03 PM
46

One day, far far into the future, I look forward to watching a home improvement show where everyone is as disgusted by shiplap, hanging barn-style doors and farmhouse sinks as I am. 

4/10/19
11:44 AM
13

So no more episodes of First Time Flippers? Just when I thought I couldn’t dislike these people more.

4/10/19
11:43 AM
24

I hate these monsters. I’m glad they have no new content on HGTV but the reruns will continue to haunt us until infinity. #fuckyourshiplap

4/10/19
11:36 AM
61

Oh I hate this the absolute most. I am so sick of these two and I wish they would take their country shabby chic vibe and shove it up their homophobic asses.

3/27/19
11:55 AM
94

That’s nice that you feel ashamed of what you did. You should. As a woman who was a teenage girl on one of those lists, who still vividly remembers the humiliation and degradation as a consequence, I must ask you:

3/27/19
11:29 AM
100

A friend of mine just posted on FB about how her 14-year-old daughter just had a boy text her a dick pic.

3/12/19
10:03 AM
7

Maybe the airforce should buy one and allow Ivanka and Jared exclusive use of it?