style and graciousness

Yes, sadly Bouffant and Jacqueline are still on the show. Which is why I would like Danielle back— to drive those two nuts.

Um, Jesus Jugz absolutely should come back. I miss Richard Lawson’s recaps of RHOC, and his hilarious take on the interactions between Alexis and Jim Blob.

Dear god, please never let Gretchen or Alexis back. Can’t staaaand them.

The mysterious being in that picture adored Bill and Hillary and could see his feet while standing up.

I’m going to go with my first reaction to the headline: “No, because I don’t hate myself.”

Nope. I’m allergic to the idea of things like strip clubs. I’ve got nothing against sex work, it just would make me deeply uncomfortable to go to a strip club. I can’t even imagine going to Hooters.

There will be bunnies huh?

That “couple with no money making a prenup” schtick seemed fake to me, because I read that they each make 45k per episode. Does anyone know if that’s accurate?

I saw that last night and wondered if it was the brownie I ate or for real.

Wait I thought she took sketch comedy very seriously... by that did she mean like not actually funny even ironically

their wedding was funded by them sponsoring inane products from them instagram feeds. go back and look.

I forget how old all of these people are because they talk like they are 21. I want to tell Stassi that if you fight all the time in the first (or second, or third) year, it’s not a good relationship.

the biggest farce here is that we all know Scheana NEVER drinks directly from the glass!

You know StassiKatieKristen are furious they weren’t asked to do this.

Remember: Ariana takes sketch comedy very seriously.

My partner and I bicker about how much Bravo really spends on this stuff. I think its minimal if anything - probably just booze.

Considering they went to get a prenup and the lawyer laughed when he was told how much money they had.....Bravo likely paid for every penny of the wedding.

Did you all notice Tom has his wedding ring on already in the scene. Whoops!