One of my friends is in Riverdale. :)

I had no interest and minimal knowledge of this show, but Luke Perry makes me want to tune in 👀. That AARP cover has me scurred tho. He def didn’t look as smoldering at 50 as Ian does. Who’d of thunk?

I’ve only finished episode one and do plan on continuing to watch. It’s pure camp and cheese in it’s most 2005 form. Most importantly it includes this line, in which a character announces to their prom: 

“... and debuting a cover of the song my parents claim they were listening to the night Jason and I were conceived.”

The only thing I’m actually expecting to be happy about in 2017 is the return of Twin Peaks. I can’t wait!

Googling “snail goop”. Brb.

I’m watching the first ep of Riverdale. How are Luke Perry and Madchen Amick playing parents to teenagers? They are teenagers (ok, LP never was) and so am I!!!

Has anyone else tried snail moisturizers? I’ve been liberally smearing snail goop on my face for a month now and It. Is. Awesome. Ill never have perfect skin because I’m an inflammatory mess but things have been way better with snail goop.

frozen pizza,fx oj simpson on netflix and my dog..... living the dream

Anybody else watching the James Franco movie on Lifetime?

At least they are wearing white sheets, so we know he will be down with that!

Typical liberal doubters. Of COURSE the Bowling Green massacre happened. It was masterminded by Hillary and Obama after they did Benghazi with emails and founded ISIS. George Soros paid for it with money from secret pizza human trafficking. And then there were Muslims celebrating it in New Jersey until Frederick…

I’ll never forget where I wasn’t on the day of the Bowling Green Massacre.

Found this...

The best thing about ghosts, at least in western traditions, is that they’re all white. So I’m sure Donald can get behind that.

Pfft. We’ve also suppressed The Great Corvette Kerfuffle--and don’t go spreading this around, but I have it on good authority that we’ve actually found the so-called “Lost” River.

#allghostsmatters

I hear Frederick Douglass was there and did an amazing job, truly amazing.

Truth.

I don’t understand why everyone is trivializing such a tragedy that shook our nation. This bowling massacre was no laughing matter.