If only we could get him to only watch kids movies, and stop issuing executive orders.

So, went to the Drive-By Truckers concert/political rally tonight. Not for nothing, but I moved to Lincoln and six months later the DBTs are playing their first show in 15 years. A couple of awesome(ish) pics:

Hello, Jezzies! So my question: I’ve started hooking up with a friend from my grad program, and I’m realizing that while I’m totally fine with making him happy sexually, I feel way less comfortable being on the receiving end of things. It isn’t a lack of skill on his part; I just don’t know how to get out of my own…

CELEBRATING A SMALL BUT SIGNIFICANT CIVIL RIGHTS VICTORY!

I’ve been divorced and homeless for a year, but today I made my first step toward a new life. I bought a car. A charcoal gray Jetta. I only want to hear good things about Jettas, now.

I replied to you above but wanted to add this: Fuck everyone else’s judgement, your judgement is the only one that counts. If someone is acting weird around your house, call 911. If it happens again, let the police know that there’s something not right going on in your neighborhood, that you’re pregnant and you’re…

THE ACLU JUST WON! We were granted a stay on Trump’s immigration ban!

I just had orientation for my first real adult job (I’ve had internships and things before but nothing like this). I am completely exhausted. Today was great and I’m loving my job, but why does being an adult have to be so tiring?

Literally everything I can get my hands on.

Cried several times today. Can’t believe this is actually happening. So here’s my contribution to the rage thread - let’s pretend the printer is a famous entertainer-turned-politician:

I’ve been crying for the past several days. People are becoming so much more brazen with their hatred, and living in a conservative area, I’ve been feeling panicked that my little kids are going to grow up thinking hatred is normal and okay. I keep speaking up, keep calling people out, but I witness others’ pain and…

Don’t worry guys. It’s going to be ok. They won’t start taking away your rights till after the weekend. Trump doesn’t work weekends.

Palatino was my go-to in the nineties and early aughts (shame!). I will admit I went hard for Century Gothic in the late aughts and early teens (used it on my resume for years although it’s terrible for extensive body text) but am now finding I select Roboto for its contemporaneousness, readability and inoffensive…

Garamond is a classic. Consider Mrs. Eaves for a more refined update.

That font is ugly, but it doesn’t come close to dethroning Comic Sans. If you’re ever in doubt, ask yourself which font would seem more appropriate on a bathroom sign reminding people to flush. The winner in this case is obvious.

as long as it’s not comic sans.

I’ve never seen that font, but it somehow reminds me of about a half-dozen logos, mostly chain restaurants.

Comic Sans is still worse.

Is there really any point in continuing this thing (i.e, America)?

This tape would be so much better.