GAWD, I remember watching that with my grad school buddies (we had a standing Melrose Place watching party) while getting mildly sauced. You could have heard our collective gasp a mile away.

No! Not Billy!

I need this coat and 4 inches more of height.

As I’ve gotten older I’ve had less and less of a taste for sweet coffee. I order a latte with flavor occasionally because I remember really liking them, but I always end up just wishing I got it plain.

If (and I place heavy emphasis on “if”) you’re going to go the pumpkin spice route, then I suggest the superior Dunkin Donuts version. It’s actually spicy, as compared to the Starbucks version, which tastes like a Juicy Fruit milkshake. 

Every year, I look forward to the start of long coat season, and every year, I forget that I am too short to actually carry the style.

I steadfastly refuse to use Starbucks’ stupid sizing system. Small, medium, and large, people. Tall and grande are both subjective words that mean, vaguely, “big,” and I refuse to give space in my brain to memorizing which means small and which means medium according to Starbucks dumbass logic. Small, medium, or large.

Shhhh. Could you guys keep it down? Former Melrose Place star Andrew Shue is weighing in on Trump on CNN...

I worked at Starbucks for 6 years and every year I would make myself one and every year I would be reminded that I don’t like them.

Bobby? I’m disappointed?

Crazy but true: evening primrose oil fixed my breast pain issues. 1,000 mg was the right dose. Take it for a month, and if it doesn’t work for you, you are out $10. Good luck!

So I have a confession:

Ugh my brother wears a Trump hat and I took him aside and was like, are you even aware that Trump’s fucking sucks?! He was like, that’s why I like him! It fucking sucks!

My undiscovered room dream always involves finding a room that I’ve simply forgotten about, or stopped going in. My old stuff is in there and everything is dusty and grimy. I’m always thinking “I could have been using these rooms this whole time!”

Oh my dogs does Trump ever fucking suck.

Trump really fucking sucks.

Essie Gel Couture ruined my nails. I thought it would be a shiny, durable, non-salon substitute for a gel mani (which I will also never get again) but it seems to have been even more destructive. My nails are coming off in layers and there are more breaks every day. It will take months for full recovery. STAY AWAY.

DREAM THREAD!!

I’m really proud of this stunt I pulled on my neighbor:

This is the Trump sucks thread.