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He was already film critic for the Chicago Sun-Times when he made BVD. And this wasn’t his last screenplay. He went on to work with Russ Meyer again, writing both Up! (1976) and Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens (1979) even after he and Siskel had their movie review television show.

He looks like Hank Azaria now.

I dunno...Sandoval seems like he would be content to just date himself.

It was one of my favorite WWHLs, when they were on. (Of course Andy made them kiss.)

They are my favorite Bravo couple.

Stassi would come at you so much harder. She ends every email by promising to pluck out eyeballs with hot butter knives and knock in teeth brass knuckles.

CAN. NOT. WAIT. OMG. HATE JAMES. CAN’T MAKE SENTENCES. WOULDN’T TOUCH ANY OF THEIR PENISES (PENII?).

They’re the only couple with actual chemistry.

Yah wanna know this shit is fake for REAL? Stassi. That is one cunt of a person. With a friend like that, who would ever need enemies? It’s no accident her initials are SS.

#WheresPiratePeter?

TAKE A CLASS OKAY

Also, fun fact. A lot of the cast has posted the cast photo on instagram with James and Lala cropped out. These kids.

This is my favorite sketch comedy show! So glad it’s back. Because I take sketch comedy very seriously.

Yessss, but we need more ruins of RICH PEOPLE THINGS. Ruins of industry are old hat.

And possibly a pause for Chip to eat something disgusting or otherwise embarrass Joanna in front of the buyer.

Chip and Joanna could have it looking like new in 42 minutes, you’d just have to deal with a lot of shiplap and “distressed” furniture

No interior shots? Cmon, former owner. That’s all we’re here for.

I love fall. I hate pumpkin spice lattes, but I could live on pumpkin pie. I hate itchy wool sweaters, but I sweaters in other fibers. I hate sweating, so BYE SUMMER!

I feel like there’s been some dark shit going on lately, so to combat that I’ve decided to create a “what’s making me happy this week” thread.