Same. My paranoid grandmother and mom passed on their paranoia about appliance spontaneous combustion to me. My grandma insisted we unplug the TV every night because the old-timey picture tube could explode as we slept. My mom will go back in the house to verify that the coffee maker is unplugged and the stove is…

Another vote here for a cleaning service. I got to the point where I wanted to enjoy my weekends, not spend them cleaning the tub and mopping floors. I figured if my free time is limited, I want to enjoy it by relaxing or having fun, not cleaning.

Don’t forget Brooks, Merry Go Round, Jean Nicole and County Seat!

She’s wearing Spanx as a skirt?

Elegance is learned, baby!

Yeah and that’s why I don’t get that a bunch of “natural” wet cat foods have peas, sweet potatoes, spinach and other veggies mixed in. Because it’s cheap filler? Or because when humans see these flavor combos, we think they sound yummy so we buy them for feline friends? My cats won’t eat that shit. They want just the…

Yes, exactly. I love hummus, but it’s never going to taste like cookie dough, not in my wildest dreams.

Yes, exactly. I come across so many of these blogs when all I want is a recipe, and I have to scroll past artful pic after artful pic, plus a funny story about her kids, and some humble brags not even related to cooking.

Also pls share vegan mug cupcake recipe link. My sis is also a vegan with a sweet tooth!

Yes! That’s the one! Several critiques such as the fact she doesn’t know how to write recipes (she offers so many substitutions it’s obvious she hasn’t tried them all; one recipe has 96 possible combinations), she brags about tricking people into eating her “healthy” foods, her creations are “frankenfoods,” because…

Ahh, GOMI. I haven’t visited since some snark over Chocolate Katie, the seemingly eating disordered blogger who made cookie dough out of chickpeas and brownies out of black beans, and tried to convince us it was delicious.

I was an early adopter of purple polish back in HS in the mid-80s, and it was so rare and different that I got comments such as “Did you slam your hand in a door? Why are your nails purple? Are you cold?” Hoping now for a “color of the year” line of purples from OPI!

Oh right, so many of them have had enhancements, I’ve lost track. So maybe Stass gets minor props for a “that’s who I am, scars and all” photo shoot. Looking at their IG accounts, it’s sad really that all of them have built their followings and careers mostly on looks and perceived “hotness.”

That last look is hideous therefore a Kardashian or some other d-list celeb with a “shoe line” will design a knockoff. With open toe, natch.

Love your color scheme! My bedroom is lilac and white, and I have the hardest time finding lilac-colored sheets in a vibrant hue.

Agreed. From the first epp I knew this would be a shitshow of epic proportion and it did not disappoint.

Also if you find a small cute sea animal washed up on the beach, return it to the water instead of passing it around for selfies until it dies.

This story broke my heart and made me weep over the stupidity and selfishness of fellow humans.

I am hate-following Scheana on IG. Most of her pics are of her in “naked dresses” or her narrow alien face in ginormous sunglasses.

Sweet!

Cute! I’m not crafty but love coffee and Pusheen!