Fade in:
The Connor family sits around the table.
“Boy, who knew Mom was so into auto-erotic asphyxiation?”
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There’s that old Gawker feeling.
Sometimes when you force a pregnant woman to put oven cleaner in her vagina as pushiment for not cheating, bad things happen to you.
Wasnt everybody doing that in 2002? I mean with 9/11 and everything....?
But still he persisted.
Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.
You know, I realized that a couple of years after the Miz retires, we are going to compare future heels to him. In a really surprising twist, he is one of the defining performers of this era and has just been a power house of entertainment.
12th man hates 13th amendment.
Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.
He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.
And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.
A child is the ultimate vanity project. Arrogance is imbued into the act.
Why did WWE have an easily-accessible grappling hook backstage?
Especially all those wrestlers that kayfabe die before they reach 50.
I bet you’re fun at parties.